What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 17:36
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Make Nazis afraid again!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority